snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via divalee)

I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who was exactly right for you. Not because he was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together.

Lisa KleypasBlue-Eyed Devil (via beingfriendly)

(Source: feellng, via bigdicktribe)

Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are.

—(via suchvodka)

(Source: quotecomedy, via freeandbeautiful)

Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again, and then the phone rings and you hope it’s them. It’s the most twisted logic of all time.

—John Mayer (via r2—d2)

(Source: ryaaano, via bigdicktribe)

22 Strength & Courage Quotes To Build You Up

kushandwizdom:

  • “Man can live about forty days without food, about three days without water, about eight minutes without air, but only for one second without hope” - Hal Lindsey
  • “Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope…

irkxs:

mrrobotico:

princesuzuki:

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

Hahahahhaa! Love it!!!

She sang Iggy Azealia. I DIE 

HAHAHAHAH

(via jongotsoul)

If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you.

Not me (via fvckem)

THANK YOU

(via thatstrangecatladyerin)

THIS NEEDED TO BE SAID

(via 17andpreggers)

(Source: a-dimension-of-mind, via san-bam)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY